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24. February 2008

Haven’t written in ages but there haven’t been any further developments so far – hunting at the moment for a rack. Thought to start with that and then build slowly up item by item.

In terms of condition – help … nearly fell off the climbing wall 2 weeks ago. Hence, spent the last 2 weeks with doing a variety of sporty things, except, weirdly enough – cycling (I mean proper cycling, excluding getting to & fro venues). But, if I keep going like this and add the cycling as well – I will be fine :o ).

Workwise… aaah… rgh… best described by my favourite description:

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The only paranoia now is that although there is officially light at the end of the tunnel, defined by moving, I suddenly discovered this other big gaping hole… Work… Do I really want to just go for any job and start all over again and or wouldn’t it be wiser to find something I like doing and move there. And the thing, which I find so really freaky, is – “Who in the hell would give me a job?” – I guess that’s normal ‘just before the big change’ panic… I hope

For the cycling, people have sent me a variety of suggestions for what trailer or way of trekking I should use… only flaw, most seem to have missed the small print, saying “I am moving…”, i.e. not trekking for  holidays… ah concepts. But still, some of the ideas are really fun and stored for later events. In terms of moving, as long I stay within Europe – this plan would work (the moving one with the bike). It also forces me to cut down on luggage, which I think is great!

I have started to turn into a complete tech freak for outdoory things – and love looking up the details for particular items and to make the decisions, why that item and not another one. Hence, another item at the moment is – waterproof gloves: And the winner aaaaaaaare: Seal Skinz Ultra Grip. Can be used for mountaineering, kayaking, cycling, camping, any days with shitty weather, either as solo or combined with mittens or other over gloves. And the idea of having waterproof gloves has become more and more of an issue. I just love the idea of getting one item that is universally usable, instead of having to buy several similar items, specific for each sport. I already started a collection of boots and helmets… That’s one of these things I find rather amusing… yeap, I as a female have clearly more than 2 pairs of shoes/boots… only that approx 2/3 fall into the category “wouldn’t wear that on the street/to a party” – which comforts me immensely.

Cycling… I think, once I got the rack sorted, I might give it a try and cycle to Edinburgh – should take me a day – hoping that the drivers are in a good mood on that day and not about to play “Hit the cyclist”…

I was planning to organise somehow the back roller panniers from Ortlieb but I also got another idea: why not figuring out a way to attach two  big rucksacks to the rack. There must be a way to do that. This would have the advantage for going hiking. One cycles into the valley, stores the bike somewhere “in the corner”, goes up the mountains, does a 2 days trip or so, comes back down, attaches the rucksack and cycles back out & home. Only flaws: a. the backpacks are likely to get more easily damaged – need some protection; b. they are ~65/70l in size and not 20l as the Ortlieb ones, making them “slightly” oversized… a thought to be chewed on…

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28. January 2008

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I nicked this picture from Facebook:

aah… yes … it is so true! ;o)

My day in PhD cartoons – aaaaaah: been fighting the whole day with codes… well, 1/2 of it to just come back now to keep battling – die, codes, die… One would assume, if one has 156 codes and is only supposed to have ~40 – one takes simply 116 codes out, wouldn’t you… I would – at least until today. Since today I know, the max. codes that can be taken out arrrre…69… leaving me with 87 codes and a nightmare. Plus the hovering question… does it really statistically matter, if one has 100 or 5 participants… so, plain quantitatively seen… I joined the Facebook group Lemmings… already some time ago but, if I hadn’t I would for sure now

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As much as I love working at night – silence, darkness, nothing distracting … bla bla…

There is this nagging feeling of:

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but

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although… they are obviously all offline at night times… or I am not in the system… aaaaaaah…

no, I am fine… seriously… perfect!

because I don’t want to face it – wouldn’t be able to cope:

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actually, it doesn’t take that long… it starts much earlier and after 3 years you are already perfectly messed up!

But at least – it is like being on a camping trip – sleeping bag against the cold and a tea pot on the fire ;o):

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my weekends in a nutshell… or how I so want to have a 9-5 job

27. January 2008

aah… it is Sunday… but Monday is already crawling up, indicated by the increasing darkness outside of the office window… the day of truth is coming nearer and the wish of becoming a lemming turns into an urge…

Hence, another of these truth describing PhD cartoons… what will expect me the day after today… …

besides darnkess:

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hence – turning the student to follow a certain working pattern:

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But, hey – it’s weekend… and hence the only logical explanation can be:

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leading to the even more logical habit of:

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And finally – just so me…. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… (but at least… instead of any day… in 8 months…)

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Okay… I guess it is back to work …

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25. January 2008

I just couldn’t resist to put this up. It just describes my present life in a nutshell… and somehow I don’t seem to be the only one… ;o). ‘Research’ can also be exchanged with ‘life’…

and now something silly ;o)

a quiz… & don’t mess it up ;o)

I love my friends for sending me this one! It is just simply goooood:
>First Question
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are> second! Try not to screw up next time.Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the
first question, OK? Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are…? (scroll down)
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for
answer…..
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Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you’ll get the last question right…. …..Maybe.

Fourth Question: Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary.
Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask…It’s really very simple….
Like you!

And finally – for the next seminar… just to spice it up (can be modified for Conferences, insurance companies, brokers, lectures…)

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Maybe because it is Friday… and a long weekend in the office in front of me… or because my homour has turned much darker recently… or because I see reality differently than I used to but … yes…:

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© Lise / distr. iblis@nemi.no

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